Half-Assed Parenting Tip #1: Complacency is absolutely KEY
The Boy (that’s for you, Marelle): MomMomMomMom. K: Yes, Ethan. TB: MomMomMom. Why don’t you have a bag? Hmmm. I glanced over to see him pointing at the sea of purses, sachels, handbags,...
View ArticleHalf-Assed Parenting Tip #2: Unless you are blind, it’s recommended to have...
So I’m in the shower this morning and The Baby is in his blue tub at the bottom of the shower. The Boy has run off with my I-Phone to God only knows where. The Boy suddenly reappears at the bathroom...
View ArticleWhat’s a little milk stain among Sharpie drawings, pee and ground-in playdoh?
My husband is a saint. Anyone who reads this blog realizes that. Can you imagine being married to me? It’ll be 2 in the morning and I will bolt out of bed, run down the stairs and make magnets. Read...
View ArticleNot exactly the Merry Christmas mall employees anticipated
We have this little problem in our family. Everyone wants to go everywhere with everyone else. I moan but I really want to be with all of them too. Actually, I really want to be with my husband so I...
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